It's Not Rape If You Used Chloroform and Didn't Hear Her Say No

A lapdance is so much better when the bitch is crying, right? HAHAHAH!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Not much else you can say, you already told her twice! HAHAHHAHAHA!

If your girlfriend gets pregnant, what do you do? Look her dead in the eyes and say : ABC bitch. Abortion, beating or coathanger, your choice!

So, with this I'll be as close to having female activists run me over with a car as I'll ever be. It's provoking right? Pffff, get over it. It's how we men show our love, you know! You've heard some of them say: "He's not like that, he really loves me, I swear. I fell down stairs, that's all". You see? Men don't beat women just like that, it's, well, because they force us to do it, and then they realize it's their fault and cover up for us. It's all how it's supposed to be. We love women so much, we just feel the need to shove it into their faces with our fists, like horny gorillas...

It's just the way they ask us to do shit, like; "Honey, can you take out the trash"... Yeah you better realize he's gonna give you a good beating after that, right?? "Honey, could you open the window?" Are you OUT OF YOUR MIND!? What man in his right mind would allow a woman to ask HIM questions! To make HIM do menial chores better left for weak women! The man of the house! The King of the Hill! If you say shit like this, you better prepare for some serious beating.

You see, men are really simple beasts. We can't express our shit with words. It's like we're born to be stupid mongrels, only knowing how to communicate with violence and drunk snarling. We didn't pay attention in school, and we're so strong we don't understand that we're hurting you. Right?? You see how it all makes sense now?

So, by now most women will be tracking me down like a bloodhound after a convict. Sure, I get it, it's fucking provoking. We know, trust us men. This shit isn't really our fault you know, it's how you dress!! We can't help ourselves with your short skirts and boobs that keeps popping out of their stuffed brahs. After all, we're nothing but dumb monkeys chasing our tails, then BANG!!! TITTIES!! We just gotta rape, it's in our nature. BOOBS!! RAPE!! You see, just thinking about it makes me want to go on a rape-fest. You girls are so hard to convince we're good guys, our only option is to beat you down, tie you up and do our shit the hard way. We're so strong, most of you aren't even a challenge, and it's fun.

Now don't you go all bitch on me now. You women and your incessant talking, jabbering and whining. You deserve it all. The way you light up like a bonfire making all that fuss about some bruises, some cuts and a little trauma. The world is a big pile of shit, it's just how it works. While we're on that subject, please, if I got you going, shout some stupid words at me, it makes me laugh, and it makes my day brighter. Watching you try to make your petty little points with your pretty dumb little minds humor me immensely. It's like watching a dog try to understand human language... So cute.

Karma. Make me a sandwich, or karma will
trip your ass against the door.

Just this little side-track before I get on with my shit. This picture is my favourite. It's the only one I can relate to, because it's the invisible choice of action. What man can't help but to love karma when his beloved trips and bumps her head against the door when she didn't want to make him a sandwich. If you're too coward to do it yourself, pray for karma.
Karma is a bitch, and we all know that bitches be crazy, and if you've been hitting it up with karma, she'll be a jealous over-protective wench wanting to destroy your girlfriend's life. She'll be more than happy to oblige putting a little hurt onto her, like, stubbing her toe against the door, making her hit her knee on the table edge. This way, it's safe. You can say it wasn't you and really mean it.

So, to clarify a little.

If she didn't make you a sandwich, you can beat her. It's your right as a man. You're a strong hunter, and not supposed to make your own food, just bring it to the woman for preparations. You're supposed to be lazy, and not move your ass from the couch.
If she doesn't want to have sex, use chloroform, or roofies. You get horny, and the best way to relieve yourself is with a woman. No women is worth the work it takes to get her interested, and ultimately ready for sexy-time.

(I'M BEING SARCASTIC and FEEDING YOU OVER THE TOP OPINIONS to make you angry! Just in case you dumb-fucks didn't get that by now.)

Men are stronger (in most cases), and to use their strength against women for their own gain and pleasure is a crime I think should be punishable by neutering and a public display of anal penetration by bamboo, laced with mustard and rusty nails. The men who actually do this shit, is breaking that brittle trust us good guys are trying to build up.

It's a horrible world we have to live in, where men actually think the way I wrote in this blog. By no means do I think the same, or condone any of these actions. I strongly believe that it is time we did something to help the women around the globe feel safe. In most cases, they are the weaker sex (Please, don't even get started on that equal rights shit. I can't see any pictures of raped men in here), and it is our duty, no, privilege to keep them safe from those who would harm them.

This... You need this when you're walking home alone at night.
But get it the fuck out when a good guy comes along, otherwise
you'll deserve that beating more than ever. 

Women, invest in shit that teaches those twice-damned sons-of-bitches not to fuck with this worlds most beautiful creation. You, our wandering sex dolls and makers of babies. (When it's not rape of course). This is an inverted dildo, it hooks on men's penises and gives them a fuck-ton of pain. Follow up with a little pepper-spray and kick him in the nuts for good measure.



-Stefan Ravn