Who is this TOTALLY UNKNOWN PERSON!

Hello world!

This joining may come as a mild shock(the small static kind..) to the few people who can actually figure out who I am(anyone who knows me).
Considering how vocal I have been about my opinion about blogs, why on earth am I now writing a post on a blog?

Because I can...
Honestly though, I need the exposure of having more people than myself reading what I write.
So I figure this is as good a place as any to start.

Now, the reason for me being here under a pseudonym instead of my real name.
Is because I unlike the creator of this blog, do not want my words to pop up whenever my real name is googled.(Hi mom!)
It is not because I do not stand by the words I put down, it's merely because I am very secretive about my words.
Which again is quite weird when you consider the fact that I am a person who writes alot, and by alot I mean more than a 14 year old girl on facebook.
(See, I can also use funny real life relations to prove my points!)
Of course, the people I know might post my name on this blog just because they would find it hilarious to work against me.
But I like being naive so I'm counting on their discretion, counting on that they will just try to enjoy what I write instead of trying to destroy.
Some people might say that I'm taking this a bit to seriously, that not enough people read this blog for it to matter.
For everyone who smirks and thinks like that I have this to say:
Remember that you were a kid once, you grew up to be alot bigger than what you started out as.

Now a small notion of what I bring to this dysfunctional table filled with plague food and poisonous drinks.
I have alot of opinions, about all kinds of different things. I have a way of spewing out words through my fingers.
Combine these two things and I might have alot of things to put my perspective on.
Be warned though, my perspective can at times be very narrow minded and not allow a whole lot of room for interpretations.
I am mean spirited at times, I do go off on people just because I like to provoke a reaction
When people are reacting to the subtle things I do and say, I find enjoyment in this.
Call me a manipulative bastard if you will, and you would be quite correct in your assumption.
So this might become an interesting read or it could just be a very annoying thing to scroll through.

Now the creator of this blog decided he wanted to announce me before I wrote my introduction post.
So that kind of killed the suspense of my introduction, so fuck you very much you limp dick motherfucker.

A few things on his introduction of me:
Your shit did not get popular, I just don't have anything better to do.(Besides, you never could shut up about your damn blog...)
Unlike your shit, my shit is actually quite intelligent. I don't even have to flush anymore, they just swim down the pipe on their own accord.
I can't knock on the meatboy, since it's just removing a letter and adding boy to the name I already picked out for myself.
(I see where you get the creativity for your posts...)
To sum that introduction up:

I'm not your bitch, bitch...