The world is changing, and I don't mean that in a holistic/spiritual bullshit kind of way, I mean it literally; The world is changing. We are all becoming part of a unified ProcrastiNATION (lololol wordplay motherfucker), where the goal is to post-pone any and all important shit that needs to be done for as long as possible. I'll just grab an example out of my crappy metaphorical hat; Say you need to do something important, like, work... Right, so, then you don't get it done because you're busy with fun shit. See? We're all taking part in this world spanning movement. It's a disease that won't stop spreading.
So, how can we stop it? Why would we. Fun shit makes life worth living. I say let the world change, and let the Masters of Procrastination guide us through this magnificent evolution.
Or not. Let's wait for the PS4 first, we need entertainment.. I mean... Tools of the trade, you know, for procrastination. And for a complete VR (Virtual Reality) experience.. It'll make things more awesome. And robot servants, so we can grow nice and fat in our designer chairs from which we shall never move, unless it's because of sex. You know what, fuck it. Let someone else deal with that, I'm not even going to bother moving after I finish my exam today, for which I'm supposed to study, right now...
Anywho, that's besides the point.
Let's continue.
I don't know if people see the same shit I see, and observe the world in the same way, but to me it seems like there's a grand miasma of platitudinal thoughts whirring around us. It's like procrastination has taken the ingeniousness out of us, and replaced it with bad puns and movie re-makes. Oh, yes, let's talk about movie re-makes, they're a perfect example.
Have you seen any re-makes lately? Was it better? No? Didn't think so. (Dredd 3D is an exception, if you don't think the same, suck my balls and sod off, my blog, my rules). Besides that magnificent re-make of our favourite judge, people who make that shit needs to swallow a sausage laced with barbed wire and salt. Not only are those movies the poster childs for procrastination, they're also a clear sign that this world is starting to run out on original ideas and new material. Bitches, please. Come see me, and I'll give you twenty new ideas for movies that would blow people away. Seriously. I'm not gonna post any of them here, because Hollywood is so dried up the're probably surfing the internet for all it's worth and someone would steal my idea. Paranoid? No, not when I know people ARE WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE?! Oh, that, and Norway just recently made this law where everything we do online gets recorded and shit. Not, recently, but it's goes into effect sometime soon-ish...
Whatever.
I think this post was supposed to be about BD/S&M, but I didn't get around to do much of that, yet. Got caught playing Dust514, and to be honest, it's more fun than writing. That'll most likely change pretty quick, but for now it's not actually helping me concentrate on writing shit for you to read.
So, in other news. There's a new writer in town. My blog has gotten so FUCKING POPULAR that someone else decided it was worth spending time to write his/her stupid shit here. You'll make up your mind about him/her eventually, but whatever, we'll get there. For now I'll call him my bitch, and meatboy. This photo is accurate.
You're welcome meatboy.
Anywho, that's besides the point.
Let's continue.
I don't know if people see the same shit I see, and observe the world in the same way, but to me it seems like there's a grand miasma of platitudinal thoughts whirring around us. It's like procrastination has taken the ingeniousness out of us, and replaced it with bad puns and movie re-makes. Oh, yes, let's talk about movie re-makes, they're a perfect example.
Have you seen any re-makes lately? Was it better? No? Didn't think so. (Dredd 3D is an exception, if you don't think the same, suck my balls and sod off, my blog, my rules). Besides that magnificent re-make of our favourite judge, people who make that shit needs to swallow a sausage laced with barbed wire and salt. Not only are those movies the poster childs for procrastination, they're also a clear sign that this world is starting to run out on original ideas and new material. Bitches, please. Come see me, and I'll give you twenty new ideas for movies that would blow people away. Seriously. I'm not gonna post any of them here, because Hollywood is so dried up the're probably surfing the internet for all it's worth and someone would steal my idea. Paranoid? No, not when I know people ARE WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE?! Oh, that, and Norway just recently made this law where everything we do online gets recorded and shit. Not, recently, but it's goes into effect sometime soon-ish...
Whatever.
I think this post was supposed to be about BD/S&M, but I didn't get around to do much of that, yet. Got caught playing Dust514, and to be honest, it's more fun than writing. That'll most likely change pretty quick, but for now it's not actually helping me concentrate on writing shit for you to read.
So, in other news. There's a new writer in town. My blog has gotten so FUCKING POPULAR that someone else decided it was worth spending time to write his/her stupid shit here. You'll make up your mind about him/her eventually, but whatever, we'll get there. For now I'll call him my bitch, and meatboy. This photo is accurate.
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| Thank you oh great Stefan for letting me write on your blog |
Now I'm out of shit to write, so I'll end it with a poem.
I procrastinate because I can,
fuck everything else,
I love to sleep,
I hate rhyming
Fuck you.
-Stefan Ravn
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