Would You Please!?

Everyone, please do me a favor and take a huge bite out of the "Eat shit and die pie". This goes for all humanity, as you seem to do nothing else but waste space and beget egotistic self idolizing actions that either coincidentally or by design, hurt other people. This post I think is gonna get an R rating from myself, so consider yourself warned.

I am blessed by some ignorant power with the ability to not care about what happens beyond my personal sphere. This works wonders for me, as I can sit quietly by and laugh at most situations, while remaining calm no matter what. This ability, paired with a stoic personality and what a psychologist would call Dissociative Personality Disorder, I generally couldn't give less shits about the world, until it steps on my front door. 

I'm well aware that this blog targets people and happenings around the world, which could give the impression that I care and contradict my previous statement, but there's a difference between caring and entertaining the notion of gathering people to agree with my opinions. I'm a narcissist, sue me.

Anyway. This post I think is designed to harass any person reading it who knowingly acts like an ass. Fuck you, and curse your lineage. No, strike that. May Cthulhu rise from the unnameable depths and rape you three ways with a tree-trunk the size of a barn door, while Beelzebub himself rakes your skin off with a cholera-ridden, rusty old spoon. I hope that between your screams of agony and anguish, you will be given the ability to have your eyes removed and mounted on toothpicks so that you can witness the horror.

I know, I know. That was harsh. But face it, we've all been there at one point, wishing pain and agony upon a person who has done us harm. I'm not one who ventures into these woods very often, but when I do I'm confronted by an ugly beast who would willingly destroy every bridge around me to ruin that one person. Luckily I'm sane, so I ignore the monster within, but by the forlorn Gods it's a hard thing to do.
It's not a thing that I get to live through often, but it's something I just can help but experience when confronted by assholes.

Talk about assholes. One of the worst things I know is people who want to "grant others their knowledge" about movies, music and TV-shows. Please, suck the business end of a shotgun barrel. All these years spent on this forsaken planet has taught us plenty about what we like and what TV-shows we prefer, we do NOT need your help, thank you.

Besides these, we have the fanatics. Beliebers, this one is for you. Please, do this world a favor and hit yourselves with a hammer until you pass out and bleed to death. We have no need for your inadequacy, and last but not least, fakers/posers.
I know you're out there, and I can spot you from a mile away. Strutting around with your favorite Star Wars apparel, quoting one-liners without even knowing the back story. By the dark ones, you are all welcome to watch the movies several times and learn to love them before you embrace them, please do that before you dress up and pretend you know your shit.

I've seen enough of these would-be teens to know that their future is not one that embraces nerdy stuff. Refer to the long paragraph above where I mention Cthulhu, it goes for you as well.



Rant over.