So, my girlfriend woke up this morning going on about how she'd watched these videos that supposedly "Expose" how the music industry is controlled by the Illuminati (
Well, I'll be fucked twice by an AIDS bearing, foul ichor spewing, giant green haired ape, this explains EVERYTHING. That'll be why I wake up sometimes humming to a song I heard yesterday on the radio, it's because it's littered with hidden messages and NOT because it's catchy as fuck. Illuminati has infested the sucker with keywords and images that tune my mind into a setting that makes me want to listen to the song whenever I get the chance. The video(s) make it clear.
Hail Satan!!!
huh ...
that's weird...
Anywho! I'm so relieved... Now I no longer have to worry about singing popular songs out loud in front of everyone and anyone because if they look at me funny because I'm a metal head chanting glorious lyrical magnificence like, let's say Call Me Maybe, I can tell them all to back the fuck off, mind their own shitty business and say Illuminati made me do it.
My guilty pleasures became so much easier to get away with.
*HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE!!!!!*
Fuck all y'all... Illuminati made me do it, and no, you're not getting my number.
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