Ask, And I Will Vomit On You

I decided to grant each and every human the opportunity to ask me one question. I will answer as truthfully as I can, but I will have to remind you that the small amount of dignity I have left, I would like to keep.

Let's make up some bullshit rules.

1. If you wish to ask me a question, it will only be answered if you leave your full name. I'm not anonymous, so you shouldn't be either... Yeah, no. I can see that most people would refer to ask a question behind an anonymous face. So, forget this rule. It'll lead to more obscene/insulting and/or hilarious questions.

2. I have a son, and the internet doesn't forget. Let us all remember that. Most of my blog posts are meant to be humorous and intentionally provocative, but it doesn't mean I won't will reserve myself from answer demeaning questions if I deem them incredibly stupid or plain insulting. (Although I am fully aware that those kind of questions are the funniest ones)

3. I have a girlfriend, so any questions that will jeopardize my relationship will be left unanswered. (I decide which are damaging or not, but I will be lenient)

So, now we have some shitty basic rules up and running, how about you ask me (almost) anything. Just leave a comment, and I will update this page with your question and my answer. Remember, only one question pr person, so try not to waste it on my dick size, weight or anything else.

To make things easier here are some basic knowledge for you:
I was born : 28th of August 1985
I'm taller than most : 190cm (Fuck inches)
My hair is dirty blonde
I weigh approximately : 85kg (Fuck pounds)
I'm straight
My dick is average sized, bent to the left

So, with that out of the way

Have fun.

SO- Time for some Q&A